May 2, 2004: Honorable Mentions
Did someone say "Honourable Mentions"? Yes, you did. Don't try and deny it...."Jesus saves! Passes to Moses! GOOOAL!" - Paul Cavallero
"You look like a FROG!" - Jenny Oberholtzer, to Paul Cavallero
"Let's all play 'Catch the Athena'!" - the sophomores
"They're specially adapted to the cold. They don't talk." - Jenny Oberholtzer, on Minnesotans
"Yeah, this is like Wendy's-unlimited refills!" - Andrea Lam's Uncle John, slightly inebriated
"...and the cows were incest...." - Andrea Lam's Aunt Pat (she meant to say "incensed")
"I had a dream about you...being a homicidal maniac." - Conor Detwiler, to Andrea Lam
"Yeah, but if you created a little sperm rocket...." - Evan McGonagill, on triple pregnancies
"Do that again and I'll tree you." - one small child to another
"So the Dwarf with a thing...the Dwarf with a Ring...the thing with a ring?" - Andrea Lam's Aunt Joy, mixed up
"But he's so PREETY!" - Andrea Lam's Aunt Joy, being immature
"And then Paris runs off with Achilles and Helen gets together with Priam and Odysseus just builds...he just builds a big ship." - random guy in Harvard Square, "explaining" *The Iliad* to his friend (he was completely serious)
"A Tale of Two Kitties: Don't Let Your Cats Breed Like the Dickens." - a bumpersticker
--Andrea "never laugh at a live dragon" Lam
