February 22, 2004:
Halloa!I intend this e-mail to be much more cheerful than my last one seeing as I am in a very bouncy mood (If you want to know why, go ask Miles. Eww... no you pervy hobbit fancier). If you haven't visited the Quote of the Week in a long time, I'd highly recommend you go and see the new layout. The website is having a graphics contest and winner recieves a batch of Lily's fudge! (yes, I know it's a shameless plug but we worked hard on it! My minions have blisters on their fingers from all of the copying and pasteing!). You should also visit if you've forgotten how to vote. And without further ado, this weeks winner is (dun dun DUN)... Mr. Phillips with his proclomation of morbidity, "If I throw you out the window, you would be flailing and everything, but your center of mass would fall nicely like a stone."
The nominees this week are:
"Let me put it this way, Evan: if someone cut you open with a knife and removed some of your organs, would you really feel better if they told you that it would mean less little homeless kids running around?" - Tanner, on neutering pets
"You're right, any dumbo could do it, but I want you dumbos to do it." - Mr. Phillips
"We talk about manifest destiny: [the Mexican-American] war was manifest destiny with a vengeance." - Mr. Young
"You see, Micheline, we must not take advantage of mathematical advancements. We have to go through in the historical order so we can feel the pain our ancestors felt." - Julian
"Bad things happen to people who are too neat." - Mr. Davis
"Let me introduce a new teaching method. It is called 'make students say things that amuse me.' Let's begin with a role-playing game." - Mr. Young
"Mr Sherry, your «Quizzes» are like wolves in sheep's clothing, except the sheep's clothing is really wolf's clothing. Died black." - Haselkorn
"It's ok, Josh. I don't actually intend on reading any of your answers. The good news is, you don't have to study." - Sherry
"If you have not signed up for a museum by 2:40 today, I am taking a group to Weston to the Postal Art museum. We will look at stamps for 4 hours , then I think we'll go to Rhett's house for a 'safe party'." - Mr. Wharton. He refers to the "safe house form" which a group of overanxious parents sent around for other parents to sign, agreeing to have certain regulations at parties.
"Oh God! Gouge my eyes out with a dirty, rusty spoon!" - Garrison
Now go put thine mouse over the reply button and vote!
Micheline "I got paid for dancing. I feel like a cheap whore." Heal
