February 15, 2004: Honorable Mentions
Some more quotes, I'm too tired to be witty:* "It's short for 'Commonwealth of Massachusetts Insane Asylum and Correctional Facility...School.'" - Andrea Lam, to a visitor
* "Are they really that emotionally dependent?" - Andrea Lam, on Dana Hall fencers
* "[Micheline's] hair is like a cancer, it keeps on spreading. And you can't kill it." - Becky
* "I didn't know that there are many Republicans who sleep under benches." - Harry Alper, nn seeing Wesley Morgan napping under a bench near the library.
* "Any questions? Good. Ah'll be Bahk!" - Ms. Das
* "Aren't you just one of those sorry little facsimiles of your parents?" - Mr. Davis
* "Arf! Arf!" - Mr. Davis grabbing for a piece of chalk from Micheline.
* "I believe there are certain gestures which are thought to be superb; this is one." - Mr. Davis, raising his coffee cup above the basement.
* "Go and be free!" - Mr. Davis, to a pair of ballons recently defenestrated.
* "I used to think porn was, like, the abbreviation for popcorn." - an anonymous Amherst MA resident
* "A... Chinese guy." - Nick Illic, when asked what a painting from ancient China could be representing
* "Ice cream!" - A friend of mine named Justin, when asked what a Spanish verb meant in English
* "I don't sniff poop. Poop sniffs me." -Liz
* "Can we grunt?" - Josh
- Reilly "24-hour SciFi marathon survivor" Grant
