February 1, 2004: Honorable Mentions
"My dad got me some pants at Express! Fifteen dollars, marked down from fifty! He goes on little mall safaris. This is like killing a big game animal for him." - Roz"You'll only really enjoy Dickens after you turn eighty." - Masha's father
"Hatred always breeds attachment." - Dan, from Odessa
"This would never have happened if your father hadn't bought that haggis." - Helen Palmer
"This is the best book, because it's the easiest." - Someone at the library
"You can be Captain Kirk and blow up a little red sphere." - Jeff, on a computer program he's designing
"And he came after James VI..." - Someone at the library, pronouncing "VI" like "vee-eye"
It's sort of a weak batch of Honorable Mentions, I'll admit, so here are some bonus quotes, taken from www.qotw.net (they're all quotes from Julian; I always liked his quotes best):
"Bathroom trip! It's like a road trip, only to the bathroom!" - Julian
"You know what they say: sleep is just the party that you do lying down." - Julian
"Quick, Josh, throw me the plane before Roz gets it and reverse engineers it!" - Julian, on a paper airplane
-QOTW Management
