September 7, 2003:
Voters:QOTW emails on consecutive days! You can thank your lucky stars. But you'd be better served thanking the people quoted here; chances are they're a lot wittier than your lucky stars.
This is the first official email of Quote of the Week Season 3! Yay!
If you've forgotten how to vote, go check yesterday's email.
And now, the NOMINEES:
"You know 'The Man' who won't give us jobs and is holding us down? That's Joanna." -Donna
"Many of the classes are solely to keep people from getting drunk on the streets and breaking things." -Bassil, on Arlington High School
"I'm not a Ph.D. like Mr. Racioppi. I can't tap-dance molecular genetics up and down the street." -Ms. Nulty, on her Biology knowledge
"The debate team doesn't make people evil. People who are evil join the debate team." -Mr. Young
"There are some things man was not meant to know, and 'The Spacious Firmament on High' is one of them." -Julian, on the official Commonwealth School song, which nobody seems to know
"Auntie Em! Auntie Em! There's a cornfield! Let's have a civilization!" -Mr. Young, on early agriculture and the birth of civilization
"I love propaganda. It's so wholesome." -Bess
"A Ph.D. to pick up trash." -Ms. Bluestein, on having to clean up after the juniors
"I drool over boats like some men drool over women! I mean, you can find a decent looking woman to take out in a boat; the hard part is finding a good looking boat." -Matt, a bald sailor
"By the end of this class, you should be able to understand why a human body... well, that's morbid." -Mr. Phillips, in the first Physics class of the year, informing his students what they'll know by the last day of class
Voting ends Friday at 5:00 pm.
-Ben "four-syllable last names are not conducive to summer romance" Orlin
