August 24, 2003: Honorable Mentions
"I'm convinced it makes me a better gol... er, never mind." -John, on the video game "Mario Golf""I'm a Red Sox fan. I have a superfluous amount of faith that's usually checked by cynicism, but that's because I'm a JEWISH Red Sox fan." -Miller, after being told to "have faith"
"Roger Clemens... I loved him in Boston. I loved him in Toronto. I loved him in Anger Management." -Miller
"No matter how hungry you are, don't eat your own lips." -Julian
And the useless rant of the week:
"This is the world that my and Caroline's generation is going to inherit. This is a world of value DVDs and forty television monitors showing the same thing. This is a world where mammoth superstores with Pizza Huts and hospitals built in replace civilization as we know it. This is a world where Creed and Eminem sit alongside the Beatles and Frank Sinatra on the 'classic CDs' shelf, a world where children are kept in shopping carts, like animals." -Orlin/Me, upon visiting the store "Target" for the first time
And lastly, a glimpse into the mad world of Instant Messaging with Ben Miller, a world where typos steer the conversation the way gravity steers the planets (specifically, in circles):
ChinMusic313: audios
ChinMusic313: which is kind of like "adios"
ChinMusic313: but louder
-QOTW Management
