July 13, 2003: Honorable Mentions
"Time moves strangely in the world of web camerae." -Roz"He's probably like, 'Ok, so this chopping up into pieces and hiding under the floorboards works for me. I think I'll continue, see how I grow emotionally throughout this process.'" -Roz, likening Alex George to the narrator in Edgar Allen Poe's "The Telltale Heart"
"Alex started killer, and poor boy that he is, he's started his own game in Newton." -Roz
"Sam, you are not my vagina." -Isaac, a friend of a friend of a friend
"Gyromatical!" -Ben G., another friend of a friend of a friend
"Arie! Arie! Arie! I'm not in bed!" -Steven, trying to get his camp counselor's attention after "put-to-bed" time
"Joanna says I'm exactly like a ninth grade version of you." -Daniel, to me
"The hefty lefty and the slighty righty. The overhead hammer versus the at-head heater." -Miller, describing the pitching matchup of David Wells vs. Pedro Martinez
Now, chances are that none of you actually understand all those quotes. I'm not sure I understand them all. But good luck anyway.
-QOTW Management
