June 29, 2003:
QOTW Members:You may sense a vampire theme in this week's batch of quotes. I denyever attending any Buffy: The Vampire Slayer all-night marathon.
The Quotes:
"Is he gay, or just British?" -Joanna, on the character of Giles in Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
"So the question is, I suppose, can vampires eat pork?" -Joanna
"I'm an agnostic. Does that mean nothing repels the vampire or everything repels the vampire?" -Julian
"That would be a great television show: 'The Friendly Cheerleader'!" -Julian
"Bathroom trip! It's like a road trip, only to the bathroom!" -Julian
"One crazy Medieval guy could mess up vampire research forever." -Julian
"I'm going to sleep in these pants. These pants that I've been wearing since beach day." -Alex, on June 20, more than two weeks after beach day (which unofficially marks the beginning of summer for commies)
"You know what they say: sleep is just the party that you do lying down." -Julian
"Buffy hath murdered sleep." -Roz, on staying up all night watching Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
"Not when I have homework... not when I have too much homework, anyway."-Joanna, on her booze-drinking habits
If you don't get Roz's quote, it means you have a feeble uneducatedmind. Go read some books, for goodness' sake.
And that's only nine quotes, so here's another to make it an even ten(taken from the summer of 2002): "I can't see sandwiches. They'rethere, I just can't see them." -Mariah
Don't forget to send in any funny quotes you hear. Also don't forget to mention QOTW to people who would enjoy it. If QOTW is a virus to be spread, some of you are pretty pathetic carriers.
-Ben "lonely as the Irish Sea, and as willing as the sand" Orlin
(P.S: Apologies to Johan. A couple weeks ago he said I had wrongly attributed a quote of his to Rostam, and I denied the allegation. You were right, Johan. The quote was "So, is this like a propaganda thingfor alternative medicine?" with regards to A Midsummer Night's Dream.)
