May 3, 2003: Honorable Mentions
Hot of the presses: this week's winner was "Today I smite; yesterday I smote; I have smoot." -BeccaThe Honorable Mentions:
"It's this goddamn Republican administration." -Mr. Davis, on the letter "w" being called a vowel
"Extramarital sex sounds like a discount. 'On sale, with extramarital sex!'" -Becca
"I think water balloons filed with nerve gas are not a family-friendly duel instrument." -Julian
"I'm all for stealing if you steal cool stuff." -Dewey
"Pacifiers are like methadone for babies." -Joanna
"Just assume I'm lying until I tell you otherwise." -Miller
"In order to achieve a truly balanced society, we must strive to tear down all boundaries and cross all barriers to incorporate both men and women." -Julian, in response to the "fists in faces" crisis (don't worry, it didn't make sense at the time either)
As always, everybody's invited to send in good quotes they hear. Feel free to nominate yourself, too. Modesty is a losing strategy when it comes to QOTW.
-QOTW Management
