May 11, 2003: Honorable Mentions
This week's winner: "In order to make sure the grades reported are as accurate as possible, there are strict procedures--many of which resemble those of fascist regimes--..." -Mr. Weisman, administering the Spanish APThis week's honorable mentions:
"Josh is the only non-unique person in the world. I don't know how he does it, but he does." -Julian
"Jeff, you are the computer science AP." -Alex, on Jeff considering 'after dinner' to include 'after lunch'
"You're afraid and vulnerable. You're a quivering little human being." -Roz, to Kominsky
"Don't come between a man and his metro." -Alex
"We're peer pressure! You HAVE to listen to us!" -Julian
"Medieval history--the class where everyone's naked!" -Ms. Grant
"He's just like you and me, except for he's rich and was born into a political family." -Julian, on Bush as a populist
"Emily! Are you rooting through John's pockets? Do you realize that there are only two more rude things that you can do in polite society, and one of them can only be done with a whip and a Barry Manilow record?" -Me (the last part was my signature this week; the whole thing would've been too long.)
-QOTW Management
