December 7, 2003: Honorable Mentions
Okay, here they are...the Honorable Mentions!"What was his name again? Eh, we can call him Joe Ibn Schmoe." - Ms. Grant, Medieval History teacher
"Chicago is on the north coast." - Joanna Packer
"What do I care for puny-ass things such as bells when whe are discussing something as grand and all-encompassing as the great wilderness of Missouri?" - Mr. Davis
"This is Bird Matte, as opposed to Matt Kraning, into which you do not want to dip your pots." - Jean, introducing a new glaze
"They don't need representation; just taxation." - Jeremy, on the junior class
"They're ALL our Bens! Except Copans." - Alex
"That's one of my significant others. He also gets into places he doesn't belong." - Dr. Ary Goldberger, on his poodle
"I drink cats." - Farrar Cooper, future axe murderer
"Whenever I see a cow, I have the sudden urge to chase after it and sink my teeth into it." - Jenny Oberholtzer
"Look, Ma! I'm eating poncy European style!" - Andrea Lam
"Thanksgiving was terrible, Jennie? Last year your house burned down!" - Ms. Jackman
"She's like one of those cuddly children's TV show characters who has to end up learning her lesson." - Roz, on Jenny Oberholtzer, who finds all babies ugly
"Stuff blowing up and people dying, that's no fun. Stuff blowing up and causing property damage--now that you can enjoy!" - Julian
"Soy un fascista! Quiero comer vuestros derechos!" - Max & Becca's Spanish project (translation: "I am a fascist! I want to eat your rights!")
"Thanksgiving: the holiday that keeps on giving...and giving...for about two weeks afterward." - Becky, on leftovers
"No, it's the Australians who have problems with [British sovereignty]...but then, they're all ex-cons." - Ms. Jackman
"And they were playing this noodling New Age music..." - Ms. Folkman, on the place where she got a massage
That is all.
- Becca "I just like the idea of 'noodle' as a verb" Thal
