December 14, 2003: Honorable Mentions
Alas, my wit has been spent. Here are the honourable mentions for this week:"I feel like I need some milkshake." --Noah, age 5.
"And I, alas, am not produce." --Roz.
"Stupid people exist to make room for geniuses." --an Andrew.
"We're assuming we have fully functional equipment." --Ms. Jackman, to Ben Miller.
"I'm having a Josh moment." --Ms. Jackman, on mites and tights.
"That's too hard to figure out. You have to speak American to us." --Greta Friar, on stone-weight.
"I am continually amazed by the professional quality of my sneakers." --random stranger on the bus.
"Your school is for crazy nut-heads; my school is for crazy pot-heads." --Rosie, Jeff's sister, on CWS v. CSW.
"I keep a box of minions. Just add water." --Jenny Oberholtzer.
"He's a hermit! How can he catch any diseases?" --Harry Alper, still not related to Kate Alper.
"Can I have Orlando Bloom for Christmas?" --Sarah Gulick, a friend of Andrea Lam.
"Teacher Easter butcher block." --a table in room 2A.
"At Boston Latin, they make you read two Shakespeare works a day. I mean, a week. I mean, a year." --Donna.
"I thought that Shakespeare liked to put 'z's in his words, like 'Thou schizzle!'" --Daniel Carlyon's friend, Andrew.
"I am not, and never will be, a dancing monkey." --Jenny Oberholtzer.
--Andrea "ass! Fool! Thrice worthy and beloved" Lam
