November 9, 2003: Honorable Mentions
Hello again,Orlin lied. So your honorable mentions are "late." Cry to him. Make sad puppy dog faces at Orlin; that should just about push him over the edge.
"Why is it that butter can be a verb, and not cheese?" - Johan
"Mumblando en su lengua segunda es muy tacito." - Roz's mom, while he was trying to explain why he hadn't done his Spanish homework. (translation: "Mumbling in your second language is very tacky," but she made up a lot of words.)
"It is a young and violent...mythological monster." - Ben Orlin, on Grifkin, two headed sex monster
"When the mermaid nipple came out!" - Micheline, in response to the question, "And when was the great Polish revolution?"
"It's kind of ironic how the church is shaped like a cross." - Reilly, on a Gothic church. (Reilly's mom teaches Medieval History at Commonwealth, so he should know better.)
"So, are you having a problem with the pitcher problem? The big pitcher?" - Ms. Das, trying to redivert her Computers II class after a theological outburst.
"...Republicanism is in blue, the color of true blue vir-choo!" - Mr. Young
"I knew there would be black people here...but I didn't realize there would be so many." - June's octogenarian mother, upon arriving in Africa
"I'll order a short little fat girl." - Conor the freshman.
"Life drawing is like yoga for your hands." - Micheline
"'I see,' said the blind man as he peed into the wind; 'it all comes back to me now.'" - Anonymous
"It's an inequality cocktail!" - Aron Machnes, during Geometry
"It's a crazy bizarre world, where up is down and Jeff is right." - Julian
That's it. Have you hugged a Waocel today? And Johan, 'Cheese' is a verb. As in, "Cheese it, the cops!"
- Roswell "not the gossip whore you think I am" Thomas
