November 30, 2003: Honorable Mentions
Darling Honorable Mention-ites:I'm tired of typing; no more blather here. Just the quotes!
"Yeah, you can tell them, 'Sorry, our forefathers ate our homework.'" - Aunt Sandra, from Slovakia, on what we could say after not doing homework over Thanksgiving break
"And these girls walk in with their little mini-skirts and their trashy big belts and they say they want to look like Britney Spears--and I just want to cut their hair off." - Roberto, the gay hairdresser
"Colin Powell, please report to G.O.D. You are dead." - Crisis: disembodied voice
"Books is knowledge." - Andrea Lam's Aunt Joy.
"Thank you so much; I don't know how socks work." - William Collis
"More tragic than the piece!" - Roberto Poli, Roz's piano teacher, on the way he played a piece about death. (Roz played it really badly)
"Cambridge is a bad-ass place." - Gabe Billings
"Do you guys always sit like that?" - Lisa, on Commonwealth Students
"You're like Michael Jackson's baby." - David Pfau to Jack Kotin, on how he hides himself in pictures.
"'Are you a communist?' 'No, Mother, I'm a lesbian!' 'Oh. Okay, then.'" - Jean, on coming out to her mother.
"Even when you're speaking in English I don't understand." - Cameron, on Latin
"Forbidden love." - Roz, after seeing a Milton police car driving with an Ipswich police car
-Dewey "tired manly-man" Cyr
