November 3, 2003: Honorable Mentions
Dear Honorable Mentions People,I used up all of my wit for the day on the QOTW e-mail, so you just get quotes.
"Hey, look at us, the three sexy girls with big pumpkins!" - Joanna
"Half the population of the Earth is 'out of this world'?" - Jeff to Josh
"Denial is something you need to accept." - Alex to Jeff
"This has all the makings of human sacrifice. Where's Jeff?" - Alex
"Chivalry is Josh." - Joanna
"Why did Masha get laid?" - Becca, on why Masha got the lead
"A choking hazard is as close are you're going to get to 'The Aeneid.'" - Roz
"This side of me is in the shape of Jeff's backside." - Roz
"This chair has a pillow. Sexy." - Dewey
"If you tip over this inkwell, you'll be in a world of blue." - a woman to Roz
"Mariah, you should be our flag." - Josh
"Tinkerbell doesn't have a wand. She has wings, but wings are forty dollars." - Rhea, a wingless Tinkerbell
"I don't know what you know about infallibilty, but I know it means I makes the grammar." - Miller, on his being God in a game of Mafia
"God is dirty." - Becky, referring to Miller
"I think I'm watching 'The Godfather'--wait, no--it's 'Little House on the Prairie." - Dewey
"There's a fine line between Shakespearean English and a lisp." - Orlin
"Look! Something that's not us walking away!" - A friend of Pete, a friend of Daniel Carlyon, a friend of Joanna - Daniel Carlyon
"Yes, I'm dating that bobbing mop of blond hair over there." - Becca T., on Joanna & Alex
"Maybe because it's named Mt. Olympus." - Someone I know named Nick, suggesting a reason for Mt. Olympus being the site of the gods in Greek mythology
"'P' means loud!" - A friend of Daniel Carlyon named Pete, being obscure
And now, conversation fun!
"Let's all go around the table and say something nice about Grace." - Max C.
"Can we pick someone else?" - Rhett
"I thought it was Norman." - someone Daniel Carlyon knows named Brian, on Odysseus calling himself 'Noman' in the Cyclops part of "The Odyssey"
"I read it was Nobody." - Someone Daniel Carylon knows named Nick, in response to Brian's quote
All right, people, that's it. Nothing more to see here. Move along, folks, push her back there, move along, folks, let him breath, step lively. Go back to your homes.
-Julian "Amateur Secret Master" Hyde
