November 16, 2003: Uncensored
So this one requires some warning. Before you even read this warning, we here at QOTW: Uncensored would like to request that you make any young children leave the room. If that includes yourself, please leave and have someone else - more mature than you - shut down the computer.WARNING: This page is uncensored. It is the buildup of filth since we broke down and sent the last one a few months ago. That means words of utter graphic depravity await you eyes if you scroll down just a little. Wheee!!!
"If you feel the need to use the word 'penis,' come into my office, say it, and leave." - Mr. Wharton, on using profanity in school
"Isn't an electrophile somewhat like a pedophile as they both go after the smallest thing possible?" - Matt Kraning, on « electrophiles », molecules lacking in electrons
"But it's a catfight, so you know it's hot" - Josh Krieger, on a power struggle between two ancient Grecian women
"What's with Sophocles and sloppy seconds from the dad?" - Josh Krieger on Greek heroes forcing their sons to marry their [the heroes'] concubines.
"Well, if it has a nude scene with Helen, maybe it could work..." - Mr. Connoly, Ancient History teacher, on the movie "Troy"
"From walking the hallways hearing Joanna yelling about a cool Latin word she just found out, to «Bob, you so gay, kid, fuckin' loosah, you so gay»." - Bassil, on the transition from Commonwealth School to Arlington High School
Isn't that what you do with people? You imagine them kissing?" - Mr. Davis, to his 11th grade English class
"It's okay, I sleep with Boy Scouts too!" - Alex, on sleeping with Girl Scouts
"It's different. You have to unzip it to tell, but it's different." - Emily, on Josh's zipper
"Nudie pictures!" - Luc, on Greek art
"Now, you see, the Neucleophile would have to be the male of the pair because it sends off its electrons like males send off their sem-" - Ms. Jackman
"It's not fair - I can't cheat on you with anyone here." - Joanna, to Alex, on being surrounded by men.
"Transvestite prostitute cop robbers would make a good college essay." - Mr. Sherry
"Return Miller's destiny from between your legs, Jeff." - Julian
"Loose pants; nice butress." - Joanna, on Josh as a flying buttress
"Pienso que bebió el ajenjo." - Greta Friar (Translation: "I think that you drank the absinthe.") Note: abinsthe is a highly addictive green liqueur, similar to alcohol but more intoxicating, that is illegal in most of the world.
"Athena's under Josh's grandmother. Max is on top of her. Isn't that immoral?" - Jeff, at the end of last year when he wasn't quoter, on the table in the Commonwealth lobby
"Take your balls with you. Your squash balls." - Lucky, giving instructions to the all-male (except for Frima!) Commonwealth squash team
"Get REALLY wild about reading!" - Becca's mother, proposing a spinoff "Between the Loins" porn web site as a companion to the kids' TV show "Between the Lions"
"Isn't that what you do with people? You imagine them kissing?" - Mr. Davis, to his 11th grade English class
"I would be suspicious of a course on «erotic love» offered at MIT" - Mr. Young
Remember, no voting on these. Do you really want next week's quoter to know you were reading these?
-- Jeff «I didn't have another quote, but then again you all don't really deserve one, perverts» Kaufman --
