October 5, 2003:
Greeting proud QOTW members-by now you should all know how to vote. if you do not, instructions are available online at http://www.qotw.net/~qotw/howtovote.html. you realy should vote, because with such a small group of voters each vote really does matter, and can have a serious impact on the winner.
last week's winner was Johan, having said "This yogurt was so good, if I were a smoker, I'd need a cigarette." congratulations Johan! this is the second tie he has won with a quote about yogurt, and the first time the quote went on to become the first QOTY.
and now, the nominees:
-"$50 REWARD FOR RETURN OF VIRGIN NO QUESTIONS ASKED" - marquee at Cardullo's grocery, Harvard Square
-"Latin is kind of like an orgasm. You can fake it, but then one day it figures you out."- Kate
-"Anything he says about yogurt is brilliant."- Abbie Cyr, referring to Johan
-"I'm holding the devil and it is here to eat you." - Dewey, referring to her PSAT preparation booklet.
-"The Twins are a fluke. Nobody likes a fluke. Especially a fluke on Astroturf."- John Oliverio, on the Minnesota Twins.
-"Problem 67: dee-sgusting! Luckily, since you will be fasting, you will have nothing to regurgitate." - Mr. Riahi, on a hard physics problem assigned over Yom Kippur
-"We are later going to look at the upbringing of J. S. Mills, who was brought up to be the yuppie super-child from hell."- Mr. Young
-"So I did some soul searching about limits."- Mr. Phillips
-"The right answer is irrelevant."- Mr. Sherry, referring to a calculus "quiz"
-"Come on, who are we going to trust: [the textbook] or Disney?"- Becca, with regards to who Pocahontas married
now go and vote! also, send join the honorable mentions list by replyingnto this email saying you want to. the honorable mentions list contains many great quotes, some of which you may find funnier than the nominees.
-alex "but you've arbitrarily reassigned my gender" george
